17 February 2012

My Iliad

I spent my yesterday purging—
Gavilyte G: what wonders!
The G must be for 'gentle'—
And now I am clean.

For the tumor that took my pa-paw
We are forever wed.
My anus your Dardanelles
My ileus your Ilium.

Oh, colonoscopy so dear.
Oh, colonoscopy so near.
Please may there be no tearing.
And may I have the CD to post.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well that sounds like a whole lotta fun, Jim.

All I can say...

Randal Graves said...

At least you won't have to fight anyone over the spoils of war.

Vae victis! (don't know any Greek, so close enough)

Jim H. said...

All clear!! Thanks for the good words, guys. It's nice to be eating again.

They Michael Jackson'd me. That shit is da bomb. Last thing I remember is someone saying "You're going to take a nap now."