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17 February 2012

My Iliad

I spent my yesterday purging—
Gavilyte G: what wonders!
The G must be for 'gentle'—
And now I am clean.

For the tumor that took my pa-paw
We are forever wed.
My anus your Dardanelles
My ileus your Ilium.

Oh, colonoscopy so dear.
Oh, colonoscopy so near.
Please may there be no tearing.
And may I have the CD to post.
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3 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©17/2/12 20:07

    Well that sounds like a whole lotta fun, Jim.

    All I can say...
    ~

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  2. Randal Graves18/2/12 10:09

    At least you won't have to fight anyone over the spoils of war.

    Vae victis! (don't know any Greek, so close enough)

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  3. Jim H.18/2/12 11:27

    All clear!! Thanks for the good words, guys. It's nice to be eating again.

    They Michael Jackson'd me. That shit is da bomb. Last thing I remember is someone saying "You're going to take a nap now."

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